Feed Tim's: I Hate Me, Part 241,893

My friend Tim has a hilarious blog called Feed Tim.

Here is an excerpt from a funny Tim food story:

"I’m trying to grab soy beans with tongs you’d flip a steak with and the beans are flying everywhere, into the beats, the curried celery, the shaved balsamic figs and I’m starting to get the stink eye from the other salad denizens. "

Read the whole story.